Shameless upgrade requests?

[pilot]

Hey all,

I'm flying YYZ-NRT in a few weeks and I want to put in a shameless upgrade request for anybody flying the same route and who, for some unfathomable reason, has a cert they do not think they will use. I'm prepared to offer 14 hours of dry wit and commentary of why Japan is the best country in the world for a foreigner, or, alternatively, offer some pretty good sukiyaki at a place around Kaminarimon in Tokyo in a 1800s style Japanese restaurant that even the locals seem to not know.

If a mod feels this is inappropriate, please remove.... would appreciate knowing where I should move this, though (please... no physiological references).

Seriously though, if anybody wants to know the restaurant, just reply and ask. Even if I don't get anyone to cough up an upgrade, I'll be happy to send people to it (albeit sans my company).

-pN